Welcome to the Pokemon Interviews! These are basically funny stories of people interviewing the characters of the anime Pokemon. Scroll to the bottom of the screen if you want to send in your own interview for Pokemon!
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Ash
tOtallY jOeY: Ash, I understand that you and Misty are "friends". Do you by any chance, like Misty? As in, more than a friend?
Ash: O_O WHAT ARE YA, ARE YOU NUTS??
tOtallY jOeY: No, I'm a person...but I would like some nuts! I'll have 10 to go please-
Camera Man: Uh, Joey? Would you please go on with the interview?
tOtallY jOeY: Oh, right! So uh, you were saying Ash?
Ash: I was saying that I ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY, HATE MISTY!!
Misty: *pops out of nowhere* I HEARD THAT! *stomps on Ash's foot*
Ash: AAIIEEE... T_T
Camera Man: Aaacck! Cut, CUT!!
**moments later...**
tOtallY jOeY: Okay, back to the show! So Ash, do you ever intend to go out with Misty in the future?
Ash: Of course I don't! How could anyone go out with such a person...?
Misty: *bumps into Ash on screen* Of COURSE Ash would go out with me!! How could he resist such BEAUTY...*swoops hair back* Besides, Ash would NEVER be able to get a girlfriend, so he'll HAVE to choose me. HAH!!
tOtallY jOeY: So, you're saying that you like Ash, Misty?
Misty: No no no! I never said ANYTHING like that! *hmph*
tOtallY jOey: Anyways...Ash, do you like donuts?
Ash: Why are you asking me THAT??
tOtallY jOeY: Just answer the question.
Ash: Uhh, yeah, I like donuts!
tOtallY jOeY: Great! Could you go get us some?
Ash: Why me??
tOtallY jOeY: Because I'm older and larger than you.
Ash: Large? You don't look fat...
tOtallY jOeY: *grr* FINE, DON'T GET THE DONUTS!! Let's just continue on with the interview...
Camera Man: Hey...*munching* I've got donuts!
tOtallY jOeY and Ash: WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?? *tackles Camera Man*
Misty: *hmph* Boys...never able to control themselves...LEAVE SOME FOR MEE!!!
*tackles Camera Man and screen goes blank*
Sent in by: tOtallY jOeY >>>His website~
Trainers
Lili:Welcome ladies, pets, pokemon and digimon of all species~! I'm your host Liliana the faerie kacheek. Today I'm going to be interviewing several pokemon trainers and learning their "secrets to success". ;) First up is Brock from Pewter City- The 'rock-hard trainer!'
*Brock walks onto the stage*
Lili: So Brock, you're a rock type trainer. What would you say is the key to a creating a friendship with such cold and hard pokemon?
Brock: *is turning pink* What's the key to creating a friendship with you?
Lili: Um...0__o;; Next up is Misty from Cerulean city!
Brock: Hey can't I get your- *is shoved out by securityguard machamps*
*Misty enters stage*
Lili: Hello Misty! So from what we know, you're a water pokemon trainer and the youngest-
Misty: -and most beautiful-
Lili: -of the Cerulean gym leaders known as the "Sensational Sisters." What's your secret to success?
Misty: Well, every morning I use "Gloomerific Mosturizing Lotion for Sensitive Skin" (Erika's special formula), then follow up with-
Lili: -Erm, I meant, your success with pokemon... T_T;
Misty: OH! Why didn't you say so? Well, for them I use "Lorelei's Super Silky Touch for Water/Ice Pokemon." It's very expensive, but the results are-
*gets pushed away by the machamps*
Lili: Well, our next guest is Gary Oak from Pallet town!
*enter Gary*
Lili: So Gary, rumor has it that you're one hotshot of a trainer! You're super competitive, and with an attitude to match. What do you have to say about that?
Gary: *stares down at hands*
Lili: *poke* Er.. did you hear me?
Gary: Ah! Yes! I beat Red! *gets up and starts to dance*
Lili: ... I see you like playing on your Game Boy... Color ...
Gary: Yep! Crystal version is the best! Hahaha! I beat Red!
Lili: u__u;
*machamp leads Gary out*
Lili: Well, last on our show today will be Ash Ketchum, also from Pallet!
*Ash runs in*
Lili: Okay Ash, could you tell us your secrets to success on battling real-life pokemon?
Ash: Sure! (*Lili sighs in relief*) Well, the key is that you have to be very curious about each new pokemon you encounter. That's what my pokedex is for! *takes out pokedex, points it at Lili*
Pokedex: "No information availiable"
Ash: No info? You must be a really rare species? *tilts head* Something between an winged-Eevee and an Ampharos maybe. I wonder what element you are? Well, I'll find out once I catch you!
Lili: *panic* Wait, what are you-
Ash: Go! Pikachu! (because I'm stupid and left my other pkmn with Oak when I went to Hoenn) Thunder!
Pikachu: Peeeeeekaaa-
Lili: BLACK FROST CANNON! *BOOM!*
Pikachu: *frozen solid* ch...
Ash: Ah! No! Pikachu!
Lili: Well, that's all the time we have today folks. Tune in again!
Sent in by: Moonbeam aka Christina0302
Snorlax
Amanda: Hi, I'm Amanda, and we're about to interview Ash's Snorlax! So, Snorlax, how do you feel about your weight?
Snorlax: Zzzzzzz....
Amanda: Uhh... Do you have any affection towards Ash?
Snorlax: Zzzzzz....
Amanda: *pokes Snorlax*
Snorlax: *No reaction*
Amanda: Hey, I got some thorn-weeds! *Holds up thorns*
Snorlax: *Wakes up* SNORLAX!
Amanda: AHHH!!!! *Runs away*
Sent in by: Amanda
Gary
Speedy: I'm Speedy, and I'm here with Gary Oak. So Gary...what's it like near the famous Professor Oak?
Gary: Gravy...
Speedy: Um...Ok...How many Badges do you have?
Gary: Gravy.....
Speedy: What`s your brain made of?
Gary: Gravy...
Speedy: VERY GOOD GARY! (dang he's stupid...) Next time, I'll interview Inuyasha.
Gary: Gravy...
Sent in by: Speedy
Ash Ketchum
Blurgiepuss: Hello and welcome to: Extremley Pointless Interviews!! Today we'll be talking to the one and only... Ash Ketchup! o_o Eer...Ketchum! So ash, tell me this. Is it true that Pikachu only likes you because it thinks your surname is Ketchup (an easy mistake to make, aheh, heh) and we know how Pikachu is about ketchup?
Ash: WHAT?! That's not true!!! *turns to face Pikachu who is sitting on his shoulder* It isn't true, isn't that right, Pikachu?
Pikachu: *gives Ash ominous stare* Piiikkkaaa.....
Blurgiepuss: *in a gabbling mess to finish interview in a hurry* Well that should do it for today. See you another time on: Extremley Pointless Interviews!!!
Pikachu: CHUUUUUU!! *zaps everyone in studio*
Director: *before fainting* Cuutt...
Sent in by: ~~::Brawk::~~
Alakazam
BandGeek: Hello, viewers! I am live in Saffron city with a very respected pokemon. Alakazam, welcome!
(alakazam speaks english)
Alakazam: Hello.
Bandgeek: Tell us, whats it like to have incredible psychic abilities, and ESPN?
Alakazam: ... It's called ESP, and its pretty neat. Why, I can read someones mind from all the way in Celadon City!
Bandgeek: Wow! thats amazing! could you read my mind?
Alakazam: Well... I'd, er, rather not...
Bandgeek: Aww come on! if you don't, our viewers will assume that you can't do it!
Alakazam: Fine... you're thinking of how your paycheck didnt come through this week, and how you wanna kidnap me and kill your boss because he's a cheap son-of-a-...
Bandgeek: OKAY!! thats enough! wow, you sure have uhh... heh, quite a talent there!
Alakazam: You also think that dress makes you look fat, and i'm sorry to say, but it does...
Bandgeek: ...*Twitch*... uhhh.. okay! thank you for this very.. detailed interview alakazam!
Alakazam: You're welcome, but unfortunately I have to erase your memory of this, because I am a very rare pokemon and I don't want to be caught. *bright pink flash*
Bandgeek: *blink* ... *blink* ... where am I?
Boss: Bandgeek, can I see you in my office for a moment?
Sent in by: Bandgook
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