Ash: I vow to become the greatest pokemon trainer... *drops voltrob clock* Awe, crud...
Director: Cut. Take 2!
Ash: I vow to become the greatest pokeman...
Director: Cut!
Ash: What'd I do?
Director: There are no Pokeman here!
Ash: Oops...
Sent in By: RCTFORME

Team Rocket: *explosion as usual* Looks like team rocket's blasting off again!
Director: Wait, they flew off too far! Cut! Okay, Redo!
Team Rocket: *Groans*
James: I can't stand this! I'll be in my trailer!
Sent in By: RCTFORME

Pikachu: Pika Pika!
Director: No no no, it's Pika Pikachu!
Pikachu: Pika Chu!
Director: No no! It's Pika Pikachu!
Pikachu: *shocks director*
Director: Or we could just do it your way...
Sent in By: RCTFORME


Professor Oak: ok here are you choices...Charmander, Squirtle, Bulbasaur...
Ash: *doze*
Oak: ARE YOU LISENING TO ME!!!
Ash: Hmm? Yeah..Yeah..I’m listening.
Oak: ok..or there’s...
Ash: *doze*
Oak: ARE YOU LISTENING!!!
Ash: Uh huh...
Oak: I give up... take pikachu.
Ash: what’s a pikachu?
Oak: an electric type pokemon.
Ash: Pokemon...
Oak: I give up.
Sent in by: Falinore


Pikachu: *is about to zap Team Rocket* Piiiiiii Kaaaaaa SHOOOOOOO!!!!
Director: CUT! It's chu, not shoe.
Pikachu: Piiiiiiii kaaaaaaaaa MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Director: Not moo, chu!
Pikachu: Piiiiiii kaaaaa BLUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
Director: NO! NO! NO! IT'S CHU! CHU! CHU! CHU!!!!
Pikachu: Piiiiiiiii kaaaaa CHUUUUUUUUU!!!! *zaps everyone and they all blast off with Team Rocket*
Sent in by: Mononoke Hime (Mono for short)

Misty: ASH!!!! YOU BROKE MY BIKE!!!!!
Ash: It was an axident... HAHAHA!!! Get it? AxiDENT!!!! HAHAHA!!!!
Misty: *puches Ash in the face* Very funny.
Me: Well, let's see what the Pok'emon are saying. I bet that this conversation will be much more intresting...
*pokemon are having a picnic*
Pikachu: Pika pika, chu? (Sure is nice out, huh?)
Bulbasaur: Bulba! Bulba saur bulba! ( Yeah! You said it!)
Squirtle: Squirtle, squirt squirt? (Hey, will you guys pass the ketchup?)
Pikachu: CHU!!! PIKA PIKA CHU!!!! (NO!!! IT'S ALL MINE!!!!)
Charmander: Char! Charmander char-char! (Hey! That's not fair!)
Squirtle: Squirtle squirtle squirt, squirt squirt squirt squirtle! (I know that you like ketchup, but you can't have it all!)
Pikachu: Chu pika chu, chu pi pika chu chu pi chu pika chu! (Yes I can, and there's nothing that you guys can do to stop me!)
Bulbasaur: Bulb bulba? Bulb saur bulba saur bulbasaur! (Oh really? We'll just have to see about that!)
Charmander: *tries to grab ketchup* Charmander char-char! (Gimme the ketchup!)
Pikachu: CHU! (NO!) *zaps everybody*
Everyone but Pikachu: *toasted* Ouch....
Sent in By: Mononoke Hime (Mono for short)

*pikachu is about to electrify team rocket*
Team rocket: Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!
Director: CUT! You're not supposed to say that until Pikachu uses thunderbolt!
Team Rocket: Oops.. Sorry.
Director: Take two!
Team rocket: Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!
Director: CUT!!!!! I just told you, DON'T say that until Pikachu uses thunderbolt!
Team Rocket: Okay.....
Director: Take four!
*everyone leaves*
Director: Where are you going?!
Meowth: You told us to take four!
Director: *sigh*
Sent in by: Kewl Dood

Sceen: In blizzard, Pikachu hanging on edge of cliff.
Ash: Pikachu! Grab my hand!!
Pikachu: ..::reaches out for Ash's hand but slips::..
Ash: I know... BULBASAUR!! I choose you!
..::bulbasaur pops out of ball... points down at pikachu... he uses his vine whip::..
Bulbasaur: ..::whips Pikachu with it and Pikachu flies off of the cliff and falls::..
Ash: BULBASAUR!! I meant GRAB him!! Not WHIP him!! ..::slaps head::.. oi...
Director: Cut, cut, cut!! We need a new Pikachu over here!
Sent in by:psychicchikorita

Pikachu: (to Misty and Brock): Pika pika pii! (Ash has been kidnapped by team rocket!)
Misty: You want a cookie? Here you go!
Director: CUT! *conk* Take 2!
Pikachu: (to Misty and Brock): Pika pika pii! (Ash has been kidnapped by team rocket!)
Misty: You want another cookie? Here you go!
Director: CUUUUTT!!! Remeber your lines this time! *conk* Take 3!
Pikachu (to misty and brock): Pika pika chuu? (Can I have another cookie?)
Brock: What's that? Ash has been kidnapped by team rocket? Why didn't you say so!? *runs off*
Blooper by Chloemew4ever150 (Pikachloe4ever on neopets)

Pokemon league lady: So, your coming to the pokemon league?
Ash: Yea.
Pokemon league lady: What's your name?
Ash: Ash
PPL: Where do you live?
Ash: Salad town.
PLL: Sorry? What?
Ash: Salad town.
Director: CUT!! It's Pallet Town not Salad town!!
Sent in by: Ryku

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