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Brock:Vulpix, GO!
*A red zafara dressed like a vulpix comes out.*
Zafara: Vulpix!
Misty: Has that vulpix gotten, oh, I dunno, BIGGER?!?!
Ash: Hey! Don’t insult the poor thing!
Zafara: Vulpix?
Brock: Guys, I don’t think this thing is vulpix.
*Brock looks around the stage only to find his vulpix tied up with tape around it’s mouth*
Director: Get that zafara off the stage!
Zafara: *Takes costume off then runs off* I’ll get you for firing me!
(moment of silence as they watch zafara run into a wall*
Pikachu:Pika pika chu pi?(Who was that freak?)
Sent in by: DBZ zafara
Lady: That was a great performance by Drew and his Roselia, lets see what the judges think...29.9 that's the highest score yet. Now in her first pokemon contest please give a warm welcome to May and her beautifly! **clap clap**
May: Take the stage beautyf-(trips on her but)
Director: HAHAHAHA that was great, Ed put that in the script and give May a pay-rise hahaha well done May!
May:Um...yeah...I...I did that on purpose...right lets go with that!
Sent in by: Pink_Pikachu
*Ash is in a movie theater with May,Max,and Brock. He sees Misty coming in*
Ash: Misty! Hi!
Misty: Hey Ash!
Ash: Umm,Misty,this is Max and May.
Misty: WHAT! Ash met another girl!? I was supposed to be his girlfriend! That's not fair! I saw him first!
Everyone but Brock:*Snicker*
Misty: Did I say that out loud?
Directer: CUT! Just say hi,Misty
Ash: Misty this is Max and May
Misty: Hi,Misty
Directer: CUUUUUUUUUUT! Why would you say hi to yourself,idiot! Use common sense.
Misty: For goodness sake,you think I didn't notice that. I just said hi to myself because you told me to!
Directer: Uggh. Try again. And Ash,put in a little more soul. Act like you mean it.
Ash: But I don't. I would never expose May and Max to someone like Misty. I'd be ruined if people knew we used to hang out together.
Misty: *WHACK*
Directer: Pretend anyway. Try it again.
Ash: Oh MISTY! How very very WONDEFUL to SEE you here! I NEVER EXPECTED to SEE you at the MOVIE theater! PLEASE meet Max and May.
Directer: CUT! I QUIT! GET SOMEONE ELSE! I CAN'T STAND YOU KIDS! GO AWAY! SHOO! I QUIT!*runs off stage*
Misty: It worked! We finally got rid of him!
Ash: After years of hard work it finally pays off!
Brock: *starts crying*
May: Brock! What's wrong?
Brock: I'm just so happy!
May: Me too*Burst out in tears*
Pikachu: Yay! Now I don't have to keep repeating my name over and over!
Jessie: Finally! We've blasted off our last blast!
Meowth: YAHOO!
Misty: Let's have a party!
Ash: Good idea!
James: Yeah,a party would be a blast!
Misty: Ughh! Not more puns! Spare us,Team Rocket!
May: Who said you where invited?
Jessie: Us!
Ash: Well you where wrong!
James: Oh yeah?
Ash: Yeah!
*Ends with that pointless to be continued thingy on everyone fighting Team Rocket*
Sent in by: Lizi
Our story begins: On an island at the very edge of the Orange Archipelago, a pokemon stares out at the blue sea.
It is...ummmm...Mickey Mouse.
Director: CUT! It's SLOWKING not Mickey Mouse!
Mickey Mouse: Am I in the wrong movie?
Sent in by: Emily
*Misty about to send out a pokemon*
Misty: Go Goldeen!
Goldeen: Goldeen!Goldeen!
Misty: Not you Goldeen! Psyduck is supposed to come out!
Director: CUT! Take 2!
Misty: Go Goldeen!
Horsea: Hors-eeeeaaaa!
Misty: GGRRRRR!
Director: CUT! Take 3
Misy: Go Goldeen!
Gomamon: Psy-yi-yi!
Opposing trainer: Does this happen alot???
Ash: Nope.
Director: CUT!! Take 4
Misty: Go Goldeen!
*nothing happens*
Everyone: Oh forget it.
*they walk away*
*Psyduck pops out*
Psyduck:Duck???
Sent in by: spheal09
May: I want mudkip.
Ash: You mean torchic.
May: No, mudkip.
Prof Birch: May you meant torchic.
May: Ok ok I meant torchic but it will be hard for me to beat Roxanne!
Sent in by: Jessica
Pikachu: Pika pika pika pi chuuu(Hey check out that creature over there...Hmmm)
Totodile: Toto totodile toto todile (What is it? A new species of pokemon?)
*Pikachu and Totodile walk up to a starry Zafara*
Pikachu: Pika pi pikachu pika pika (Hello I am Pikachu. Who are you?)
Zafara: I'm Starling, a starry Zafara.
Totodile: Totodile dile Toto to (Are you some new species of pokemon?)
Zafara: O_O Noo...I'm a neopet...
Pikachu: Pika pikachu pi pi kachu (What the heck is a neopet?)
Zafara: *zaps Pikachu to Neopia* Muahahahahahahahaaa...My plan to rule Pokemon is going smoothly...Now to dispose of Ash...
Totodile: *sweatdrop* TotooooDILE!! (Oh geez...RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!)
Sent in by: kaiodadragon
Brock: *is in the middle of a pokemon take and stumbles onto the set of Sailor Moon as Serena is transforming into her sailor scout form* Ooouuu...*drool*
Sailor Moon: *finishes transforming* EEP!! SECURITY!!! Wait...Oooo you're kinda cute. What's your name?
Brock: B--br--bru---bru---
Sailor Moon: Bru?
Brock: Dock...*slaps head* I mean Lock I mean Sock I mean Rock...BROCK!
Sailor Moon: Which one is it?
Brock: It's Brock. Most certainly Brock.
Sailor Moon: Wanna go out and have some dinner?
Brock: Sure...*drool*
*both leave set and crew from Sailor Moon and Pokemon have sweatdrops and fall*
Ash: Okay what just happened?
Pokemon Director: I'll have to get posters for a replacement...
Sailor Moon Director: Okay, Sailor Venus, you'll be taking Sailor Moon's place.
Sailor Venus: AGAIN? I already did that once in an episode I ain't doin' it again! I DONT GET PAID ENOUGH TO DO THIS JOB!!
Both Directors: O_O Take five, everybodeh...
Sent in by: angel_dragon
Ash: *Iooks at professor birch* Hello, professor bird.
Director: Cut, it's professor, birch!
Ash: Hello, professor burnt.
Director: No, B-I-R-C-H.
Ash: Hello Professor Bi-
Misty: *interrupts* Ash watch your mouth. It's birch, like the tree.
Ash: Then hello, professor tree!
Sent in by: BigBadBlazikenn
(the episode in which ash, misty, and brock leave each other)
Ash: So, since you got your bike, I guess you should be going..
Misty: Yeah, goodbye ash. Good luck.
Ash: *looks at director* What was my line again?
Misty and Director: *falls over*
Misty: You're supposed to kiss me now! *looks around* ASH..? -.-
Ash: *from like a mile away* Ok bye then good luck now get away from me!!!!
Sent in by: BigBadBlazikenn
::Ash, Misty, Brock, and Pikachu are all sitting at a table in a
restaurant::
Ash:*looks over at the closest table**gasp* Crikes! *dives under table*
Misty: What's your problem, Ash?
Ash: Uh, um.... how can I explain this...
Brock: Is it those guys at the next table over?
Ash: Yeah.
Misty: What about 'em?
Ash: Uh, um.... er, Pikachu--not me--owes those guys money. Yeah, thats it.
Pikachu: *menacing glare*
Brock: Don'cha mean, YOU owe those guys money?
Ash: NO! I mean, er--of course not.
Misty: Even though we all know Ash is lying... I wouldn't out it past
Pikachu to owe somebody money. That gambling little rodent owes ME five
bucks from the last time we played cards!!!
Pikachu: *nods*
Brock: *sweatdrop*
Director: *even bigger sweatdrop* Doesn't the script say they're supposed to
be talkin' about the Pokemon League Tournament?!
Sent in by: Kai
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