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Welcome to the Pokemon Bloopers page! If you want to send in your own Pokemon Blooper, scroll to the bottom of the screen!
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Ash: (holding pokeball) I choose you!
Gotomon: (gatomon comes out of the ball) gotomon digivolve to....huh?
Tv planner: Hey...your on at 3:00......
Gatomon: Ash, you lied,I shall kill you!!
Ash: ARGH!!!
Sent In By: emimon35
Fira: okay...after, what? a year, or so I've been hiding in this cave...to ya know...hide from Ash and pikachu....
Onix: ROAAARRRR!!!!!
Fira:....you don't scare me stupid.....
Onix: RRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!(even louder)
Fira: okay....THat scared me....*grabs a pokeball* Squirtle, bubbleblast!!! or something like that....
Squirtle: Squirt squirtle squit squirt...(I'm out of PP...)
Fira: great....-_- * throws Squirtle at Onix*
Squirtle: Squirtle!!!! (faints)
Onix: ROAAAR!!!! (faints)
Fira: okay....that was wierd....
Ash and Brock: hey where's our other pokemon?
Ash: wait a minute....FIRA!!!!!!!
Brock: *sees Onix* NOOOOO!!!!! MY precious ONIX!!!!*sob sob sob....*
Ash: Go Pikachu!!!!! thunder shock!!!!
Pikachu: pi ka chuuuuu!!!!!
Fira: *grabs a mirror* AAAHHH!!!* pikachu's attack reflects on the mirror and the attack zaps Pikachu*
Pikachu: Pikaaaaa!!!! (faints)
Fira: uh oh!!! not again!!!
Brock and Ash chase Fira all over again...
Misty: hey! guys? Guys? GUYS!!!!!
and they lived happily ever after....
*FIN*
Sent in by: Fira
HP : *waves wand at GS Ball* ALOHAMORA!
Pikachu : *blinks rapidly* *eats rice* Aloha to you to ;D
HP : *is frustrated* this won't work =P
Pikachu : *sarcastically* Just throw it off a cliff n.n
HP : *throws off cliff, hears shatter* haha, that was easy!
Pikachu : *blinks* you aren't very smart you know
HP : well it worked didn't it....
Pikachu : *leaves*
HP : whaa... *is confused*
Pikachu : *calling back* at least genius has limits, bout stupidity doesn't, so you are doomed.
HP : *sits on rock and thinks* that's depressing, now I am doomed in more ways than one *cries*
Pikachu : *laughs* *whispers* f you didnt guess, i am a fan of artemis fowl ;D *blinks* err, i mean....
Sent In By:whitney
Jesse: To protect the world from devestation!
James: To unite all peoples within our nation!
*Inuyasha walks in all mad and angry*
Inuyasha: WHY DO THEY GET TO SING A SONG!! DARN YOU TEAM ROCKET!!! *cuts off meowth's charm*
Meowth:GRRR.......IM GONNA GET YA!!
*scratches Inuyasha*
*Inuyasha faints*
Director: CUT!!! TAKE 2!
Jesse:.....uh.......i forgot my line.....
Director: Youv'e been singing it for about 6 years now...i think you'll be ok....
Meowth:*snives* m-m-my char-r-rm!
Director:*sighs*
Sent In By:Trooper
Day: Monday
Title: Ash's Movie
Ash: Where is my coffee!? Where is my lunch!? A movie star has to eat!
Director:(Depressed) This boy is getting on my nerves. I wish I could fire him...
May:Then fire him!
Director:I can't. The official hand book for directors says: In order to fire a movie star, he/she must be so upset that he/she will quit...
Ash:Get me ready for my next scene! I need to stay beautiful for my tree scene.!!!!!!!!!!!
May had an idea.She called the movie crew and told them her plan while Ash got ready for his next scene.
Director:LIGHTS,CAMERAS,ACTION!
May tip-toed bihind the curtain. She pulled the string that held a massivie tree. BOOM! The tree fell on Ash. The crew jumped on him and tied him to the tree with cable wires.
He was dangling from the tree.
Ash:GRRR...I QUIT!! (!@#$!@#$!@#$!!!!!!!) I DON'T NEED YOU TO BE A STAR! I CAN HANDLE ANYTHING!
Crew: *wisper,giggle*
Director: Congrats May. Wanna go out to lunch?
May: Ofcourse!:)
The crew, director, and May all left.
Ash: uh, guys? GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!!!!!
Sent in by: Lucia Alvarez
*Ash walks in the indego peleto*
Ash: Umm hi i want to register for the indego
Nurse joy: Full name
Ash: Ash ketchup
Nurse joy: Beg your pardon?
director: Cut!, its ketcum not ketchup! take two
Ash: I want to regester for the indego pleato
Nurse joy: Name?
Ash: Ash ketchum
Nurse joy: Name of town/city
Ash: Mallet town
Director: CUT!!!!!
Sent in by: Jessica
Scene:Charmander and Pikachu are playing "Rock,Paper,Scissors"
Charmander:Char Char Charmander!(Rock paper scissors!)*picks rock*
Pikachu: Piii Piii Pikachu! (Rock paper scissors!)*picks scissors*
Meganum:*gets crushed by Geodude*
Charmader: Char Charmander! (I win!)
Director:Violence is not the answer!
Ash: The why are we even filming this show!? I'll be in my trailer! *walks away*
Sent in by:Dsmithjess
Ash:*staring at Brock's eyes*
Brock:*sighs* *thinking* okay..i'll take a shot....*to Ash* Why are u staring at my eyes?
Ash:They..look like..lines.Don't they..you know...open?
Brock:*sighs* *punches Ash*
Sent in by: Gingin
Team Rocket:*once again trying to catch Pikachu* Hahhaha! We will catch ur Pikachu!
Pikachu:Pika..chu..pika chu! (Do't u guys ever give up? its the same thing over and over again)
Meowth:SHUT UP!!*runs off crying*
Team Rocket:TEAM ROCKET CRYING OFF FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!!!!!!!*runs off crying*
Sent in by: Gingin
Pokemon League Person: Name please...
Ash: Ash Ketchum
Pokemon League Person: Ok....-writes down- Ash....Ketchup.
Ash: Ketchup? No no..its Ketchum.
Pokemon League Person: Ketchum or Ketchup?
Ash: Its, Ketchum.
Pokemon League Person: Ok, Ash Ketchup it is!!!
Ash: KETCHUM!!!!!!!!!!!
Pokemon League Person: I could use some ketchup for my cheese burger!
Pikachu: Oh, fine just leave the CUTE one out of it!! Hey..a cheese burger
and -gasps- KETCHUP!! -grabs and runs-
Pokemon League Person: GIVE THAT BACK!!
Sent in by: Pookie
Camera Man: And...action!
Ash: C'mon Pikachu! Let's go
to the carnival!
Pikachu: Charmander!*covers mouth*
Camera Man: Let's do
that again! Take 2!
Ash: *says his lines*
Pikachu: Hoppip!*covers mouth
again*
Camera Man: Pikachu, we're gonna do this again and again until we get
it
right! Take 3!
Ash: *says his lines*
Pikachu: *all 251 pokemon
sounds come from his mouth*
Pikachu: *shocks the entire stage*PIKACHU
PIKA?!?!(WHAT'S GOING ON
HERE?!?!)
(251 very shocked pokemon stumble out
from behind the stage)
Pikachu: *sweatdrops* Pikachu pi...(Question
answered...)
Sent In By: Growlithe Pup
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