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Welcome to the Digimon Interviews! These are basically funny stories of people interviewing the characters of the anime Digimon. Scroll to the bottom of the screen if you want to send in your own interview for Digimon!
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Tamers
DarkSneasel:I'm gonna interview the digimon tamers!
Takato:FireBalls!The Communist Ants want My Shoes!They Want To Eat Them!
Rika:Stupid goggle head
Takato:Its Always The Soup!!!
Henry:are you feeling ok?
Takato:But As Long As I Do HandStands They Can't Get My Shoes,So There!
DarkSneasel:Lets Get on with the interview.Takato why are you mental?
Takato:i dunno.my spirit runs wild and freeeee!!!
DarkSneasel:....ok
Suzy:what are you?
DarkSneasel:i'm a pokemon that can turn myself into a person.
Suzy:Really?!
DarkSneasel:no.
Takato:[to henry]can i have your digivice?
Henry:no
Takato:just a little taste?
Rika:......ok
*Rika runs and puts takato into a mental institution*
DarkSneasel:Much better.thats all for the interview for today
Sent in by:DarkSneasel
Tamers
Kara:today i am going to interview the digimon tamers.
Takato:This will be fun!
Rika:shut up
Henry:I like jello
Guilmon:i'm hungry
renamon:XD
Terriemon:hakunamatata
Kara:...Ok.lets get on with the interview.Takato,why are you an idiot?
Takato:beacause i feel like it...HEY!
Kara:Henry,why is your hair blue?
Henry:i was born this way
Guilmon:*spots peanut butter*Peanut butter!Yummy!
Kara:Peanut Butter!
*both dive towards the peanut butter*
Rika:...ok
*Kara and guilmon fight over the peanut buuter*
Kara:ITS MINE!
Guilmon:NO,ITS MINE!
*both are still fight over the peanut butter*
Guilmon:you like peanut butter?
Kara:I LUV peanut butter.
*they stop fighting overt he peanut butter*
Guilmon:I wanna be your digimon!Good-bye takato,i have finaly found someone who understands the true meaning of peanut butter.
Henry:he finally got your name right.
*Kara and Guilmon walk away*
Takato:*calls after them*guilmon,you can't leave me!!
I created you!!!
Sent in by:Kara
Tai
Speedy:I`m a Asome looking*looks in a mirror and then puts it back*Raikou...And I`m Interviewing Tie....Aloha Tie!
Tie:Hi....Are you a Digimon?
Speedy:no...WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tie:What?
Speedy:Pikatwo and Celllie were right...Your hair is huge......*eyes glued to hair(not realy)*
Tie:Oh-Crud.....
Speedy:So....How`s it like in the di......HOW DO YOU WASH YOUR HAIR!!!???!!!
Tie:GRRRRRRRR*walks out*
*door slam*
Speedy:...Ermmm........Digimon??
*where Gatomon is*
Speedy:NOW I`M HERE WITH MY FAVE!!!
Gatomon:*looks in a weird way at me* You are a big dog....* turns back around until eyes grow wide and turns head around *....Ermmm...mommy..AHHH!!!!*runs*
Speedy:Next time..I`ll be Clene...The X-Mas Zafara....*truns into Clene*
Clene:LOOK!!MY SECON FAVE DIGIMON!! IMPMON!!!!*runs to him*
Impmon: What the heck are you?!
Clene: The Spirit of X-Mas....Of the Zafaras....
Impmon: Oh-yeah.....well...You look like a big Target...BAAA-DAAA-BOOOMM!!!!!!*blasts my tail*
Clene: AHHHH! *runs in crecles* MY BUTTT!!!
Cam1,2,& 3:Cut...........
Sent in by:Speedy
T.K.
Kate: Ok, I'm gonna interview T.K!
T.K: You are?
Kate: No, I was just saying that...
T.K: oh, ok *starts to leave*
Kate: No! Get back here! It was a joke!
T.K: Oh..well I kinda have to go, you kidnapped me in the middle of a real
tough battle aganst an evil digimon trying to destroy the Earth and the
digiworld.
Kate: ..... *long pause*....so.....
T.K: ...so I need to get back before he dooms us all...
Kate: ..ya know I'm not understanding all this, some evil digimon is trying
to destroy the interview?
T.K: Well, actully he's trying to destroy Earth and the digiworld...
Kate: *stares at his hat*
T.K: .....what?
Kate: What's up with your hat? It's all big and puffed up...
T.K: well-
Kate: What? Do you have a fro or something? Do you hide Patamon in there?
T.K: Actully-
Kate: Tell me the secret of the hat!!! O__.'
T.K: o.o well uh-
Kate: I bet it's full of candy! *pulls out a bat* I bet you have candy in
there!
T.K: O_O' err... *runs away*
Kate: Get back here! *chases him*
Director: not again.... v_v'
Sent in by:IceBlink707
Takato and Guilmon
Orca: Today I am going to interview Takato and Guilmon!!!!
Fangirls: *faces are pressed against the windows of the studio* We love you Takato!!!! We love you Guilmon!!!
Orca: *Closes drapes* Okay, first question: Takato, do you have a brain?
Takato: *scratches head* I dunno....Guilmon do I have a brain?
Orca: ......... *sweatdrop*
Guilmon (to Orca): can you make guilmon bread?
Orca: no.
Guilmon: please?????
Takato: Hey!!! I saw you on the discovery channel!! you're a whale!
Orca: *0_0* you watch the discovery channel???
Guilmon: pretty pretty please with sugar and cherries and peanut butter on top???
Orca: NOO!!!! I CAN'T MAKE GUILMON BREAD!!! YOU'RE INSANE!! YOU'RE ALL INSANE!!!!
Fangirls: *bust in and take away Takato and Guilmon*
Orca: yay!!!!! *stuffs walnuts into mouth* walnuts!!!!
Sent in by: Orca
Davis
Jen~Chan: Hi! >^.^< This ish my first interview and today's interview ish with.. Daivis!
Daivis: hi
Jen: So Daivis.... What's so GREAT about Kari? T-T
Daivis: She's smart.......beautiful.......*goes on*
Jen: T-T
Daivis*going on for 3 hrs*
Cameraman*falls asleep*
Jen: T_T *attacks Daivis*
Daivis: AAAAHHHHHH O-O
Jen: IM MORE PRETTIER THAN THAT GIRL! YOU MUST LIKE ME BETTER! T-T
*Kari comes in*
Jen: T-T *attacks Kari* DIIIEEEEE!!!!!
Pupmon*covers camera* this ish 2 violent for you people please stand by....
...................stand by
................
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Jen: Alrighty we are back...HEY ;-; DAIVIS WHERE ARE YOU GOING!? *chases*
Cameraman: --; Looks like this interview's over....
Jen: WAIT NOOO!
Cameraman*turns off camera*
............
Sent in by: Jen
Tamers
Eevee1: Good morniing people!
Koji: Yeah, whatever. Why are you here anyway?
Takuya: Koji, don't be like that!
Tommy: You guys...
Eevee1: Anyway, Zoe, what is it like to become a Digimon?
Koji: Why do you want to know, you're already a Pokemon...
Zoe: *Zoe slaps Koji* So what!
Cameraman: CUT!
Koji: Spirit evolution!
Zoe: Spirit evolution!
Sent in by: TigerGirl009 >>>Their website~
Mimi
Kailyn: Welcome to this.. interview thing.. Today, we have.. whats your name again?
Mimi: Mimi!
Kailyn: Mini.
Mimi: MIMI!
Kailyn: What she said.Anyway, god, mini, what do you use to keep your complection so..well?
Mimi: Its mimi!!
Kailyn: Ok, ok, Miki!
Mimi: Nevermind.. what was your question?
Kailyn: What question?
Mimi: The interview!
Kailyn: Oh yea, i remember now, what do you use to keep your complection so well?
Mimi: Its naturally-
Kailyn: And do you like anyone in the gang?
Mimi: Err-
Kailyn: Is it fun in the digital world?
Mimi: Well-
Kailyn: You reply slow!
Mimi: You won't give me a chance! *stomps off*
Cameraman: Cut...
Sent in by: Kailyn
Davis
Kitsune: Hi! It's Kitsune again! Here, we're gonna interview David!
Davis: Davis.. - -;;
Kitsune: Dave?
Davis: Davis.
Kitsune: Dad?
Davis: Davis.
Kitsune: See, now you know how TK feels!
Davis: -.-;; -walks away-
Kitsune: Torturing him is sooo much fun XD
Sent in by: Kitsune
Tai/Joe
Pichu: So Tai what is it like in the Digi- world?
Tai: Well there are a lot of monsters. They are usually good but then the get hit with a black gear.
Pichu: What is a bla- *door slams open* Hello??
Joe: Hello. I have a question for you!!!
Pichu: *looks at Tai* O...k...
Joe: Why am I never in an interview????? I mean all the other people are there but not me!!
Pichu: I really don’t know why but if you wait I’ll interview you.
Joe: Fine.
*couple minutes later*
Pichu: Thank you for your time Tai and I’m hoping to see you next week!! *sighs with happiness* Ok. Your turn Joe.
Joe: Finally.
Pichu: So what are your hobbies?
*2 hours later*
Joe: I love to help mom with the house chores, and I lik-
Pichu: *snoring* Huh... Ohh Joe it is time to go. It’s 11:00 p.m.
Joe: All right. Bye.
Pichu: That explains why nobody wants to interview him.
Director: Pretty much.
Sent in by: Pichu
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