Tamers
DarkSneasel:I'm gonna interview the digimon tamers!
Takato:FireBalls!The Communist Ants want My Shoes!They Want To Eat Them!
Rika:Stupid goggle head
Takato:Its Always The Soup!!!
Henry:are you feeling ok?
Takato:But As Long As I Do HandStands They Can't Get My Shoes,So There!
DarkSneasel:Lets Get on with the interview.Takato why are you mental?
Takato:i dunno.my spirit runs wild and freeeee!!!
DarkSneasel:....ok
Suzy:what are you?
DarkSneasel:i'm a pokemon that can turn myself into a person.
Suzy:Really?!
DarkSneasel:no.
Takato:[to henry]can i have your digivice?
Henry:no
Takato:just a little taste?
Rika:......ok
*Rika runs and puts takato into a mental institution*
DarkSneasel:Much better.thats all for the interview for today
Sent in by:DarkSneasel

Tamers
Kara:today i am going to interview the digimon tamers.
Takato:This will be fun!
Rika:shut up
Henry:I like jello
Guilmon:i'm hungry
renamon:XD
Terriemon:hakunamatata
Kara:...Ok.lets get on with the interview.Takato,why are you an idiot?
Takato:beacause i feel like it...HEY!
Kara:Henry,why is your hair blue?
Henry:i was born this way
Guilmon:*spots peanut butter*Peanut butter!Yummy!
Kara:Peanut Butter!
*both dive towards the peanut butter*
Rika:...ok
*Kara and guilmon fight over the peanut buuter*
Kara:ITS MINE!
Guilmon:NO,ITS MINE!
*both are still fight over the peanut butter*
Guilmon:you like peanut butter?
Kara:I LUV peanut butter.
*they stop fighting overt he peanut butter*
Guilmon:I wanna be your digimon!Good-bye takato,i have finaly found someone who understands the true meaning of peanut butter.
Henry:he finally got your name right.
*Kara and Guilmon walk away*
Takato:*calls after them*guilmon,you can't leave me!! I created you!!!
Sent in by:Kara

Tai
Speedy:I`m a Asome looking*looks in a mirror and then puts it back*Raikou...And I`m Interviewing Tie....Aloha Tie!
Tie:Hi....Are you a Digimon?
Speedy:no...WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tie:What?
Speedy:Pikatwo and Celllie were right...Your hair is huge......*eyes glued to hair(not realy)*
Tie:Oh-Crud.....
Speedy:So....How`s it like in the di......HOW DO YOU WASH YOUR HAIR!!!???!!!
Tie:GRRRRRRRR*walks out*
*door slam*
Speedy:...Ermmm........Digimon??
*where Gatomon is*
Speedy:NOW I`M HERE WITH MY FAVE!!!
Gatomon:*looks in a weird way at me* You are a big dog....* turns back around until eyes grow wide and turns head around *....Ermmm...mommy..AHHH!!!!*runs*
Speedy:Next time..I`ll be Clene...The X-Mas Zafara....*truns into Clene*
Clene:LOOK!!MY SECON FAVE DIGIMON!! IMPMON!!!!*runs to him*
Impmon: What the heck are you?!
Clene: The Spirit of X-Mas....Of the Zafaras....
Impmon: Oh-yeah.....well...You look like a big Target...BAAA-DAAA-BOOOMM!!!!!!*blasts my tail*
Clene: AHHHH! *runs in crecles* MY BUTTT!!!
Cam1,2,& 3:Cut...........
Sent in by:Speedy

T.K.
Kate: Ok, I'm gonna interview T.K!
T.K: You are?
Kate: No, I was just saying that...
T.K: oh, ok *starts to leave*
Kate: No! Get back here! It was a joke!
T.K: Oh..well I kinda have to go, you kidnapped me in the middle of a real tough battle aganst an evil digimon trying to destroy the Earth and the digiworld.
Kate: ..... *long pause*....so.....
T.K: ...so I need to get back before he dooms us all...
Kate: ..ya know I'm not understanding all this, some evil digimon is trying to destroy the interview?
T.K: Well, actully he's trying to destroy Earth and the digiworld...
Kate: *stares at his hat*
T.K: .....what?
Kate: What's up with your hat? It's all big and puffed up...
T.K: well-
Kate: What? Do you have a fro or something? Do you hide Patamon in there?
T.K: Actully-
Kate: Tell me the secret of the hat!!! O__.'
T.K: o.o well uh-
Kate: I bet it's full of candy! *pulls out a bat* I bet you have candy in there!
T.K: O_O' err... *runs away*
Kate: Get back here! *chases him*
Director: not again.... v_v'
Sent in by:IceBlink707

Takato and Guilmon
Orca: Today I am going to interview Takato and Guilmon!!!!
Fangirls: *faces are pressed against the windows of the studio* We love you Takato!!!! We love you Guilmon!!!
Orca: *Closes drapes* Okay, first question: Takato, do you have a brain?
Takato: *scratches head* I dunno....Guilmon do I have a brain?
Orca: ......... *sweatdrop*
Guilmon (to Orca): can you make guilmon bread?
Orca: no.
Guilmon: please?????
Takato: Hey!!! I saw you on the discovery channel!! you're a whale!
Orca: *0_0* you watch the discovery channel???
Guilmon: pretty pretty please with sugar and cherries and peanut butter on top???
Orca: NOO!!!! I CAN'T MAKE GUILMON BREAD!!! YOU'RE INSANE!! YOU'RE ALL INSANE!!!!
Fangirls: *bust in and take away Takato and Guilmon*
Orca: yay!!!!! *stuffs walnuts into mouth* walnuts!!!!
Sent in by: Orca

Davis
Jen~Chan: Hi! >^.^< This ish my first interview and today's interview ish with.. Daivis!
Daivis: hi
Jen: So Daivis.... What's so GREAT about Kari? T-T
Daivis: She's smart.......beautiful.......*goes on*
Jen: T-T
Daivis*going on for 3 hrs*
Cameraman*falls asleep*
Jen: T_T *attacks Daivis*
Daivis: AAAAHHHHHH O-O
Jen: IM MORE PRETTIER THAN THAT GIRL! YOU MUST LIKE ME BETTER! T-T
*Kari comes in*
Jen: T-T *attacks Kari* DIIIEEEEE!!!!!
Pupmon*covers camera* this ish 2 violent for you people please stand by....
...................stand by
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Jen: Alrighty we are back...HEY ;-; DAIVIS WHERE ARE YOU GOING!? *chases*
Cameraman: --; Looks like this interview's over....
Jen: WAIT NOOO!
Cameraman*turns off camera*
............
Sent in by: Jen

Tamers
Eevee1: Good morniing people!
Koji: Yeah, whatever. Why are you here anyway?
Takuya: Koji, don't be like that!
Tommy: You guys...
Eevee1: Anyway, Zoe, what is it like to become a Digimon?
Koji: Why do you want to know, you're already a Pokemon...
Zoe: *Zoe slaps Koji* So what!
Cameraman: CUT!
Koji: Spirit evolution!
Zoe: Spirit evolution!
Sent in by: TigerGirl009 >>>Their website~

Mimi
Kailyn: Welcome to this.. interview thing.. Today, we have.. whats your name again?
Mimi: Mimi!
Kailyn: Mini.
Mimi: MIMI!
Kailyn: What she said.Anyway, god, mini, what do you use to keep your complection so..well?
Mimi: Its mimi!!
Kailyn: Ok, ok, Miki!
Mimi: Nevermind.. what was your question?
Kailyn: What question?
Mimi: The interview!
Kailyn: Oh yea, i remember now, what do you use to keep your complection so well?
Mimi: Its naturally-
Kailyn: And do you like anyone in the gang?
Mimi: Err-
Kailyn: Is it fun in the digital world?
Mimi: Well-
Kailyn: You reply slow!
Mimi: You won't give me a chance! *stomps off*
Cameraman: Cut...
Sent in by: Kailyn

Davis
Kitsune: Hi! It's Kitsune again! Here, we're gonna interview David!
Davis: Davis.. - -;;
Kitsune: Dave?
Davis: Davis.
Kitsune: Dad?
Davis: Davis.
Kitsune: See, now you know how TK feels!
Davis: -.-;; -walks away-
Kitsune: Torturing him is sooo much fun XD
Sent in by: Kitsune

Tai/Joe
Pichu: So Tai what is it like in the Digi- world?
Tai: Well there are a lot of monsters. They are usually good but then the get hit with a black gear.
Pichu: What is a bla- *door slams open* Hello??
Joe: Hello. I have a question for you!!!
Pichu: *looks at Tai* O...k...
Joe: Why am I never in an interview????? I mean all the other people are there but not me!!
Pichu: I really don’t know why but if you wait I’ll interview you.
Joe: Fine.
*couple minutes later*
Pichu: Thank you for your time Tai and I’m hoping to see you next week!! *sighs with happiness* Ok. Your turn Joe.
Joe: Finally.
Pichu: So what are your hobbies?
*2 hours later*
Joe: I love to help mom with the house chores, and I lik-
Pichu: *snoring* Huh... Ohh Joe it is time to go. It’s 11:00 p.m.
Joe: All right. Bye.
Pichu: That explains why nobody wants to interview him.
Director: Pretty much.
Sent in by: Pichu


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