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Welcome to the DBZ Interviews! These are basically funny stories of people interviewing the characters of the anime Dragonball Z/GT. Scroll to the bottom of the screen if you want to send in your own interview for DBZ!
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Most Recent Interviews:
Ericka: Hello! Today, I'm going to interview Goku!
Goku: *waves into camera*
Ericka: So Goku, how does it feel to have defeated Buu?
Goku: It was fun! *cheesy grin*
*Meanwhile, Vegeta is in the background behind the cameraman, slapping his forehead continuously.*
Ericka: oO
Goku: Yeah, it was fun! He was hard to beat, but I got stronger because of it! Want to see my leg muscles?! :D
Ericka: OO !!! UM, NO!! Thats ok!
Goku: *frowns*
Ericka: Goku, do you still think about Buu?
Goku: Yeah...I mean, was he really a guy?
Ericka: oO' Eur...
Goku: Hmmm...I wonder if it's pink too?
Ericka: GOKU!!!
*Goku runs out of the studio*
Ericka: ...Oh, dear...
*Vegeta comes into the view, and stands next to Ericka.*
Vegeta: Move.
Ericka: Eh? Why?
Vegeta: Cuz your interviewing me now, and I'm NOT sitting in the chair that just held Kakarrots --
Ericka: Ok! Ok! Just dont say it infront of the kids! *jumps out of chair*
Vegeta: Now...you were saying?
Ericka: Ahem! Vegeta, how do you get so hot? *drools*
Vegeta: When people make me mad of course!
Ericka: *nods* *starts to lean towards him* *vegeta runs away*
Vegeta: WHATS WRONG WITH YOU!? STOP IT!!
Sent in by: clay_duck
WCF: Um, alrighty. Let's begin. Today we are interviewing... *looks at script* ...oh gawd. D:
Raditz: *walks in* ...make it quick.
WCF: o.o;; ...Raditz.
Raditz: Yeah, that's my name. Get on with the darn interview!
WCF: Okay okay! Uh... *flips through the script... throws it somewhere* ...gah! Forget the script! I'll make up my own questions. Let's see... *thinks* ...why do you look like a porcupine?!
Raditz: >.0;; What?
WCF: POR-CU-PINE. Why...do...you...look...li-
Raditz: >_< I heard the darn question!! I don't look like a porcupine, or whatever!
WCF: :0 Of course you do! It must be horrible with all that hair.
Raditz: <_<;; Gah, not really. At least my female fans...
WCF: o.o;; ...you have fan girls?
Raditz: Why not? That Trunks kid has some.
WCF: Yeeeah, but he's still ALIVE.
Raditz: ...<.<;;
WCF: ^^;; Hehe, next question. Do you think you should have been chosen to destroy everyone on Earth instead of Goku...*coughs*...Kakarot?
Raditz: Though I still think he could have done it alone, I still think I should have went.
WCF: o.o;; Would you hurt me if I just... poked you?
Raditz: ...poke me?
WCF: *pokes Raditz* ...yea.
Raditz: >_0;; Stop it!
WCF: :0~! *pokes him more*
Raditz: ....STOP IT! *power beams build up*
WCF: o.o;; Ooo, is that your...
Raditz: DOUBLE SUNDAY!
WCF: *gets blasted* @_@;; ...yeeeeep. That's it, alright.
Raditz: Hmph, this is wasting my time. I'm outta here.
WCF: *twitches* H-hey! Get b-back here! We're n-not done y-yet!
Raditz: *leaves*
WCF: D: Aw, darn it... oh well. He isn't the best DBZ character anyway.
Raditz: *runs back in* >_<" What was that?!
WCF: ...should I start running now?
Sent in by: WildcatFanatic
Pippy: And welcome back to Random Interveiws to Random People. Today we have my favorite character, VEGETA!
Vegeta: *grumble*
Pippy: *drools over Vegeta* What do you think of Goku deep down?
Vegeta: WHAT DO I THINK! I THINK THAT HE SHOULD GO AND ROT IN HFIL! * breathes deeply*
Pippy: *hugs* I always thought you were the best Vegeta!
Vegeta: *tries to pull Pippy off* GET OFF ME YOU FREAK! *jumps out of chair*
Pippy: Come back my darling! *waves Sharpie* SIGN MY ARM!
Vegeta: BULMA!
Pippy: Don't worry, she's taken care of.
Bulma: *tied to a tree* Help?
Vegeta: CUT! CUT!
Sent in by: Pippy
Snowball: Hello! I'm snowball here, interviewing Mirai Trunks! Now, trunks, what's it like being from the future..? *blush*
Trunks: Well, I'd say... Hey, wait, why are you blushing?
Snowball: *blushes harder* Uhm, I dunno... *eats candy and drinks soda*
Trunks: Are you one of those scary girls who worships me..?
Snowball: ...Maybe... *blushes even harder and eats more suger*
Trunks: ...Maybe isn't an answer... Are you or not..!?
Snowball: ...Maybe...
Trunks: Well, are you gonna answer me or not!?
Snowball: *gets a suger rush* PURPLE!!
Trunks: ... I and now the most scared man on earth... *backs away
slowly*
Snowball: *still has suger rush* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ALALALALA!!!
Trunks: oooookkkkkaaaayyyyy... *still backing away slowly*
Snowball: *starts jumping up and down* I LIKE SUGER! GIVE ME SUGER!!
Trunks: *runs away*
Sent in by: Snowball
Rapidash: Hi, I’m Rapidash, and today we’ll be interviewing a few people from Dragonball Z. First, we have Vegeta.
Vegeta: ...
Rapidash: *snicker*
Vegeta: What?
Rapidash: Who did your hair? A weed whacker?
Vegeta: Who did yours? A flamethrower?
Rapidash: -_-
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Rapidash: Okay, next we have Goku, who hopefully isn’t as concerned with hairstyles.
Goku: *stares at food court*
Rapidash: HEY!
Goku: Huh? Food...
Rapidash: *sigh* Go ahead...
---2 hours later---
Rapidash: Oh, come ON! How long does it take to shove something in your mouth?!
Camera Man #1: *shrugs*
Rapidash: What’d he do, eat the whole food court?!
Camera Man #2: Well, actually...
Rapidash: X_X
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Rapidash: And now we have Buu, who better not be hungry.
Buu: Candy! *eyes candy dish*
Rapidash: Uh, sure, help yourself.
Buu: *shoves candy dish in mouth*
Rapidash: *slams head on interview desk* That’s it! I quit!
Sent in by: Blazing Rapidash
Eevee1: Due to several cases of accidents from aggressive characters, all interviewers are required to wear safety gear and a special helmet to prevent injuries. *puts helmet on snug*
Cell: How many blasts do you think it'll take to blow up the helmet?
Vegeta: *cackle* Experiment time...
Eevee1: *chucks helmet at Vegeta's head* We give you food and a comfy chair to sit on, what more do you crazy people want!? *runs off*
Cell: ...
Vegeta: ...
Cell: ...World Dominatio-
Vegeta: Shutup Cell.
Sent in by: Eevee1 (webby) [Half a year later: I don't remember typing that...xD]
Charizard: Hi! We're at DBZ/GT interviews! I’m here with Cell. So Cell, what’s it like being a giant, buggy, grasshopper thingy?
Cell: THEN I GUESS IT’S FINE TO SAY YOU’RE A GIANT LIZARD!!
Charizard: You’re missing the point.
Cell: Yeah, sure, whatever.
Charizard: I hear you love food.
Cell: Yeah, sure, whatever.
Charizard: What about--
Cell: Yeah, sure, whatever.
Charizard: *evil grin* I also say that you’re a grasshopper thingy whose power level is lower than Gohan’s when he was a kid.
Cell: Yeah, sure, whatev--*eyes glowing red* What did you just say!?
Charizard: *nervous* Hehe ummm nothing. Nothing at all. Hehehe.
Cell: I’m gonna kill you for that!!
Charizard: SOMEBODY GET HIM AWAY FROM ME!!! HE’S GONNA KILL ME!!
Cameraman: Stop the interview!!
Sent in by: Charizard
Eevee006: Welcome to anime interviews, our gest today is Goku! So Goku, tell me, do you like school?
Goku: Planet namic's blowing up, blowing up, blowing, planet namic's blowing up, oh dear comie!
Eevee006: Goku?
Goku: Freeza went and blew it up, blew it up, blew it up, Freeza went and blew it up, oh dear comie!
Eevee006: *hits Goku over head with pipe*
Goku: FINLAND!
Camra man: Cut!
Eevee006: Okay!
Sent in by: Eevee006
DuckDaemon: So, Vegeta...*Snort.*
Vegeta: What?
DuckDaemon: Your name is funny...it sounds like vegetable.
Vegeta: That's not funny. At all.
DuckDaemon: And your hair looks like a parsnip.
Vegeta: Silence!
*DuckDaemon leaves.*
Goku: Has she gone?
Vegeta: At last, yes.
Goku: Thank Kami. She would keep asking if I dressed in orange to appear more like a certain root vegetable. And snorting.
Vegeta: Parents ought to be more careful what they call their children.
Goku: You called your kid Trunks.
Vegeta: ...And?
Goku: Never mind.
Sent in by: Suzan
Buu
Arcanine 10: Hello! Today I'm going to be interview Kid Majin Buu, My
favorite DBZ villan.
Arcanine 10: Hello Buu!
Buu: ?
Arcanine 10: I gots some things to ask you today, Um, How do you feel being
pink?
Buu: Pink is okay, Buu don't really care Buu pink...
Arcanine 10: Okay, Did you know most of your fans are girls?
Buu: Whats a girl?
Arcanine 10: O_o Okay, I'm not answering that one...
Buu: ?!
Arcanine 10: Uh, what do you think of people?
Buu: PEOPLE SHOULD DIE!!!!
Arcanine 10: I feel the same way everyday -_-...
Buu: Feh...
Arcanine 10: What things do you like?
Buu: Buu like candy!! Got candy?!
Arcanine 10: Well, not really...
*Bits Arcanine 10's arm* Buu: GIVE BUU CANDY!!!
Arcanine 10: AAAAAHHHH!!!! GET HIM OFF!!! *Trys to shake Buu off arm*
Buu: BUU WANT CANDY GIVE BUU CANDY!!!!
Arcanine 10: AAHHH!!! I DON'T HAVE ANY CANDY!!!
Buu: BUU TURN YOU TO CANDY!! *Truns Arcanine 10 into a gum ball*
Arcanine 10: ?!
Buu: CANDY!! *Eats Arcanine 10* O_O *Spits Arcanine 10 out and turns her
back into normal* BAD CANDY!!
Arcanine 10: Mommy! Hey, I'm me again!!
Buu: YOU BAD CANDY!!
Arcanine 10: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BAD?!?!
Buu: YOU TASTE BAD!!!
Arcanine 10: I knew I was bad but I didn't know I was that bad...
Buu: ?
Arcanine 10: Who's bad? I'm bad! Uh huh!
Buu: You scare Buu...
Arcanine 10: I scare a lot of people...
Buu: Whats a girl?
Arcanine 10: Look at the time, I got to run! *Runs for dear life*
Buu: Whats a girl?
Sent in by: Dev
Goku
Azure_Aki: [talking to the cameraman while the camera is sitting on a stool, on]:So, then you point the camera at Goku, and...Hey, what's that whirring sound?
Cameraman:DAG NABBIT! I LEFT THE CAMERA ON!
Azure_Aki:*sigh* For cryin' out loud, this is my FIRST interview! Now, let's get on with this...
Azure_Aki:So, Goku, how many times have you saved the Earth?
Goku[staring at the food court, drooling]:....Food....Huh? Oh, um, what was the question again?
*Azure_Aki falls off his chair*
Azure_Aki:I said, How many times have you saved the Earth?
Goku[gone back to staring at food court]:Could you repeat that again?
Azure_Aki[getting annoyed]:How-many-times-have-you-saved-the-Earth?
Goku: Well, I'd say--GAH! I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE!!! LOOK OUT! *dives into the food and starts eating*
*Azure_Aki falls off his chair again*
Azure_Aki:I told you we should've interviewed Krillin...He's not such a pig... >_<'
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Azure_Aki:*sigh* Okay, here we are, interviewing Krillin. So, Krillin, how long have you and Goku been friends?
Krillin: Well, I'd say since we were kids... We were rivals at first, then we became good friends...
Azure_Aki:Well, how long were you bald until you got hair?
Krillin [getting angry]:What'd you say?
Azure_Aki:Okay, that's all for the interview, bye!!! '_';
Sent in by: Azure_Aki
Goku
Kitsune: Hi Goku!
Goku: Food.. @_@ -stares at food table-
Kitsune: Help yourself.
Goku: -goes to eat the food-
****4 hours laters****
Goku: -comes back- Aaahh.. ^^
Kitsune: What took you so long? ><##
Goku: I was still hungry so I ate everyone then worked out.
Kitsune: Oh my. 00;
Sent in by: Kitsune
Goku
Growlley: Goku, do you mind if I interview you?
Goku: Sure, go ahead.
Growlley: so first of all, how are you?
*the doorbell rings*
Goku: I'll get it. *runs to the door and opens it, Ash is standing outside*
Ash: Can you help me? I'm kind of lost...
Pikachu: Pika! Pika chu!
Goku: Well you're more lost than you think because you're in the wrong show!
Ash: Oh, sorry...
Sent in by: Growlley
Android 18
Android 18: So...this is your place, huh?
Pikachu1: Er......yeah......what are you doing?
18: *staring at the camera man*
Camera Man: *blinks*...Make her...make her stop staring!
Pikachu1: *tugs 18's hair* No staring at the C man, alright? He doesn't like it.
18: *thwacks Pikachu1 on the head* You little rat! How dare you do that to my hair!
Pikachu1: X.x......^.- Well, I'm better now, except that you...just so happen to have given me a black eye....
Camera Man: *in a heroic voice* The show must go on!
18: Shut up. Are you going to ask me any questions, or not?!
Pikachu1: *coughs* Ah, yes...are you happy that you married Krillin?
18:....*blushes* Is it true that everyone is watching this?
Pikachu1: *points to a few feet away, where Goku, Gohan, Trunks (teen), Trunks (kid), Vegeta, Piccolo, Buu, Cell, Bardock, Goten, and Krillin are watching* Just them!
18: O-o I...do SO not need this. -_- *walks out*
Pikachu1: O-o Eighteen! You didn't even answer the question! You're not supposed to answer a question with another question! THAT DOESN'T WORK WITH MY BRAIN!!
Sent in by: Lupe
Bulma
Umbre:Today, we'll be interveiwing Bulma.
Bulma: *can't understand a word Umbre says*Huh?
Umbre: So Bulma,how does it feel to have a husband and son who constantly train?
Bulma: What are you saying, you freaky black dog thingy?!?!
Umbre: *sweatdrop* This might take a while...
Sent in by: Umbre of Doom
Majin Buu
Umbre: We're back.Now we will interveiw my favourite character,Majin Buu.
Buu: *stares* You look like good snack for Buu!
Umbre: Umm...HELP!!!
Sent in by: Umbre of Doom
Mr.Popo
Umbre: *talking to cameraman* This is the last interveiw today.I've been unable to communicate with one guest and almost eaten by another! Let's just get this over with. Our last interview is with Mr.Popo. Mr.Popo, was it hard to train Goku when he was younger?
Mr.Popo: Those plants over there look dead...
Umbre: CUT! And while your at it,get me a latte.
Sent in by: Umbre of Doom
Freeza
Vulpix5: So,Freeza.... What's it like being a lizard?
Freeza: What do you mean lizard...
Vulpix5: You know a reptile, with a forked tounge long tail, really ugly *coughs like Freeza*.
Freeza: Is that an insult?
Vulpix5: Maybe *gets out of chair*
*Cell walks in*
Vulpix5: Get out of here you over grown grasshopper!
Cell: Do you have food here.... Wait I'm not a grasshopper!
Freeza: I would start running.
Vulpix5:Is that a threat?
Freeza: Yes!
Vulpix5: I know Fire Blast! *Fire Blasts, Misses Freiza hits Cell*
Cell: Who hit me!
Freeza: The six-tailed freak.
Vulpix5: I'm not a freak........ Uh-oh
Cell: Excuse me I'm fixing to have some nice rat stew..
Vulpix5:*starts running*
Camera Guy: Cut!!!!
Sent in by: Vulpix5
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